Elf Love

2002-09-01T17:06:00.000-07:00

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2002-08-30T15:54:00.000-07:00

Alright, I know you all must be getting rather bored with hearing me blab on about my friends and I, so here's a little something funny. My friend Ashley and I (wait! it's funny! promise!) have been writing our own version of the secert diaries. If you've never read them you have to go to diaries.diagon.org and check them out! Our diaries are with the Ladyship of the Rings characters because...well...we're girls. Here's what we've got so far. Keep checking back each day or so and you'll find a few new entries.

The Very Secret Diary of Eowyn, Sheild Maiden of Rohan

Day One:

First day of our adventure. Lucky orcs get to look at how pretty I am all day. Galadriel was acting rather strangely today. Constantly grabbing my hair and accusing me of stealing her hair style. I think she's just jealous that I'm prettier than her. I miss Frodo. It's just not the same here in Isengaurd since Frodo left for Mordor. Oh well, I'm still the prettiest!

Day Two

Orcs killed today: 12 not bad. Still mad at Aragorn. Stupid arse. How was /I/ supposed to know that he was already going out with Miss Prissy Elf women? Ha! I feel like smiting something now...
In other news Galadriel acted as if she took my insult on her mist eyed look as a complement. Or maybe that's how elves look when insulted. Can't tell. Not fair. Galadriel has boyfriend. She's going out with Celeborn. I feel sorry for him though. Think Galadriel is secretly plotting to kill him. Not much for romance. Sigh. Faramir has been hitting on me lately. Swinging his sword around in pathetic attempt to display his manly prowess and also talking about how big the horn of Gondor is. Ha! As if I don't know what he's talking about! Takes me for a fool I'm sure. I know prefectly well the horn of Gondor is actually a very small thing from the head of a goat. Telling me it's big! Ha! Oh well...off to smite something...

Orc's killed: 34 (a new record)
People smited: 13 (another record) Go me!!!!

In other news, Galadriel got kind of sick today. I personaly don't do anything about it when I get sick, but this was the first time she got sick in 800 years, so I can't blame her for going to the healer. Wish I could have done more. Why wasn't I trained in the art of healing? /Aragorn/ can heal people! Well la de da, &@!^ him. Oh well, I hope Gally's doing alright.
In other news Faramir just doesn't know when to quit! I told him that I knew what the horn of Gondor was and he said I was wrong! I'm never wrong! However, I may not be able to read figurative speach as well as most, because he...uh...he showed me the um.../horn/, and...uh...$%^* him too!
Two humans who have taken to stalking the ladyship (not fellowship) are not very loyal or even concerned about Gally. Was rather pissed. I sat down to eat my lembas for lunch after I took Gally to healers and they didn't even ask what was wrong with her or if she was ok. Little %^&(. Oh well. Sam will kill them if they try anything.
Sigh. I'm jelous of Gally. She has Celeborn. I mean sure she's gonna kill him and all but at least she has someone. I feel a pout coming on.

The Very Secert Diary of Galadriel, Lady of the Golden Wood

Day One:

First day of journey. Sigh. Not as fun as I expected. Eowyn is soooo perverted. Constanly talking about doing things to Aragorn that I have never dreamed of doing in all 7,000 years of my life! And she is constantly being chased by some guy named Faramir who claims to be Steward of Gondor. Hm...I think Eowyn is begining to have effect on me. Just realized that Gondor sounds like gonad.

Day Two:

Eowyn such a pain. Insists on being prettiest member of Fellowship (I thought we were the Ladyship) Oh, well. Is obvious Eowyn is strangely attracted to
herself. Good thing though! Eowyn is now very mad at aragorn and has not said one perverted thing abouthim all day! Spent all day talking about herself, and then about strange beast called "Orlando Bloom." Perhaps is a balrog. Am not sure as to what languagethe name is. Perhaps her obscure attempt at Elvish? Cannot imagine Elf with name of "Bloom"though. Too short and not flowery enough, despite obvious reference to
plant.

Omniscience update: Have been complimented on distant misty-eyed look. Go
me!

2002-08-24T17:26:00.000-07:00

Ok, I have been doing some major research on Eowyn, and I'm finding that everything, and I mean everything about her is just like me! We both feel the need to prove ourselves because of our gender. We both try to protect people we love, but don't do as well as we might have hoped (see entry below for more information. fifth grade in particular) We both fell in love with a man whose heart had already been given, and then, broken hearted because we couldn't have him, we both turned cold and jaded. Eowyn and I both proved hero's in unlikely curcumstances (the reason for this is way to long of a story so don't ask) but in our heroic conquests, we both recieved near fatal wounds (if you're wondering about me, I got pushed off of a roof and nearly broke my neck. I wouldn't let them take me to the hospital though. That's for whimps) The only part that is yet to be proven of our identical personalities would be the love issue...I'm still waiting for my own Faramir, but heck, I'm only 14!

2002-08-04T09:34:00.000-07:00

Alright, I know this really isn't of any intrest to you guys, but I would like to wish my dear friend Amy Holterman a happy belated birthday!

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Amy

Happy birthday to you

Amy turned 13 in July!!! Welcome to the teenage years Ameroo! Because I didn't get the chance to give her an actual birthday gift yet, this will have to do untill I see her again. Now we are going to take a stroll down memory lane...

AMY AND ALYSA TIME LINE

1994-1995 Kindergarden

We met on the third day of school. I was finger painting, and Amy sat down next to me and said

"Hi. I'm Amy. Can I paint with you?"

and I said, "Ok. My name is Alysa. I'm making a picture of a cat."

From then on we were the best of friends.

1995-1996 First Grade

In first grade we were still as close as ever. I really don't remember that much though...all that comes to mind are the tadpoles our class raised...

1996-1997 Scond Grade

Still best friends. However, in second grade we add Emily Kanaapen to our little group...but I'm not going to expand on that because this is Amy's birthday timeline not Emily's...

1997-1998 Third Grade

Third grade...this is a pivotal point in our lives. Here Amy begins to develop a keen intrest of animals, which she will still have many years into the future, and I begin to live for the spotlight, as I probably will for the remainder of my life. We also like the Spice Girls. Amy introduces me to the cool Brittish group, and will continue to show me many diffrent kinds of music in the future.

1998-1999 Fourth Grade

Spice Girls are no longer cool, so we begin to like NSYNC...which Amy also teaches me about. Coming home from a feild trip to the circus, Amy and I sing "we are furbily", our own version of "we are family", derived from the sweeping furby craze. We also go to girl scout camp, and Amy has to work very hard to keep me out of trouble...for the most part she succeeds...

1999-2000 Fifth Grade

Another pivotol point in our young lives. Entering fifth grade we are full of energy and ideas, typical to budding pre-teens. However, all of this is stifled by our evil teacher Mrs. Norris. The biggest hypocrite we had ever seen, she tells us to quit smiling, and when we do, she says to stop giving her an wicked look and we are punished. When we turn in our homework, she loses it or spills coffie on it, and we get punished. Please note that the "we" I am refering mainly to is Amy, Emily, and myself, although a few others went through a silimar ordeal, but not as badly as we did. To make matters worse, Christine Plutzchek, Marybeth Schafer, Julie Blair, Kristen Bezkewvich, and Tarah Walsh were constantly harrasing (yes harrassing, not teasing) us. Not want to be tatle tales, we don't tell for a good half of the school year, but eventually things get out of hand and we tell Mrs. Norris. However, she does nothing but encourage it! The girls are her pets, and we aren't therefore everything they do is alright. We each have our own greatest enemy. Although I am not sure, I would say Amy's is Marybeth. Amy's physical strength as well as nurturing personality made the weight of our tormentors lighter (I was the useless scapegoat no matter what Amy says...) She would stand up for us no matter what. During track practice one night, Marybeth Schafer and Eric Baez began to throw stones and soda bottles at me. Being the benevolient person that I am, I cast my eyes down and did nothing but block the debris. Amy however, wouldn't stand for it. She told themto stop it now or they would be sorry. Needless to say they did stop...eventually we left that wicked place known as Saint Leonards Catholic School, and moved on. I moved to Greenfield, Wisconsin and went to Whitnall Middle School, Amy stayed in Lake Denoon and went to Lake Denoon Middle School.

2000-2001 6th Grade

We were apart for the first time, but still close as ever

2001-2002 7th Grade

We lost contact for a while due to my screwing up and being kicked off the internet...but then I shaped up and got my online privleges back.

2002-2003 8th Grade

That's where we are today...best friends forever, through thick and thin...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!!!! NINE YEARS AS FRIENDS AND STILL COUNTING....

2002-08-04T08:32:00.000-07:00

More quizzes!!!

PG-13

Now we're getting somewhere - your actions are
now past pre-teen level, and you're beginning to
display some more mature content in your life

"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
Test created by Jamie - take it here.

	You are Fozzie! Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on..
*Take the What Muppet Are You?* Quiz!**

What is YOUR Highschool label?

Ha! I'm unique...In your face Mark and everybody else who keeps insiting I'm a prep! Excuse me...I have to go shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch...

You’re Michelle Branch! You’re the ‘girl nextdoor’ type of girl. You’ve got a down-to-earth feel about you, and you’re not afraid to be original. You’re still trying to find yourplace in life, but that doesn’t mean you’re not enjoying the trip. Rich and famous? Sure! But you’re not gonna let that go to your head. ;D

What Kind of Pop Princess Are You? Quiz by Jonah

BLUE

You give your love and friendship unconditionaly. You enjoy long, thoughful conversations rich in philosophy and spirituality. You are very loyal and intuitive.

Find out your color at Stvlive.com!

Don't know how accurate this...it said I scored 79 out of a possible 180...

discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com
Yes! I love lemon heads...

2002-08-01T12:20:00.000-07:00

More ways to freak out your family and friends with LOTR:

Run around and constantly bang into things and tell whoever is watching "It's ok! I'm immortal!"

Insist that your dad grow a beard and braid it, or braid the one he already has

If your parents are anything like mine, they are always trying to find out about your friends and crushes, so next time they bring up the subject say, "All the guys in my school are so...human...I'm looking for someone more like an Elf (or Dwarf or Hobbit or whatever your favorite race is)

2002-08-01T11:32:00.000-07:00

Elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf....

2002-07-31T08:37:00.000-07:00

Wow! I just found this really cool RPG (role playing game) You should check it out. The address is http://pub46.ezboard.com/bthemiddleearthjourneyrpg

2002-07-31T08:34:00.000-07:00

Alright, I just got an email from Miracle, the webmistress of http://miraclegirl.blogspot.com/ saying that she would like our blogs to be affiliates. So take a few minutes and check out her blog. It totally rocks! Again, the address is http://miraclegirl.blogspot.com/

2002-07-30T18:39:00.000-07:00

More tests! My friend Ian Kane is always playing Diablo, so when I found this test I was curious to see my results...

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2002-07-30T13:41:00.000-07:00

More Lord of the Rings stuff for you...this is pretty fun...but I'm still not exactly sure what a blog is...

Elivsh Words

School is coming up soon (goddamnit) so you may want to brush up on your elvish

Stop speaking woman---------- Dar ped adaneth

Sup babe (yes I seriously found an elvish translation for this)---- Sam laes

Men have empty heads------- Adanath gar cofn dôl

Death to you hideous thing------ Gurth goth uanui bach

I know that's not a lot, but trust me...it's not really easy to put together an understandable elvish sentence. If you are wondering which form of elvish this is, all of the above phrases are written in Sindarian. I used an online dictonary to find all the words. Here's a link if you'd like one.

2002-07-30T12:49:00.000-07:00

Ok, I know I promised a Lord of the Rings type of blog, so here's a little something for you. I've gathered quite a few ways to freak out your family and friends with LOTR stuff...

When you and your parents go to bed, or when you are at a sleep over and everyone is preparing to go to sleep, pick up your flashlight and yell"The Light of Galadriel!!"

tell people how you need sword lessons(in case of Orcs)

Put the lotr soundtrack on the massive speakers and blast it out at full volume, best when done late at night, when family is trying to sleep, or when all your friends are crammed into your car.

Mutter about precious constantly and accuse your parents or friends of stealing your ring whenever it is lost.

Sneak up behind your family or friends and do your best impression of a Nazgul scream

At odd and random intervals, yell, "Frodo lives!" or "Run Frodo Run!" or various other quotes from the movie. Just slip then in in random conversations.

when ever you are served some kind of food that looks questionable, or that you hate, mutter "What is this new devilry?"

When someone asks you to get something, tell them this is an important quest and you can't do it alone, or better yet, say "I will do it! I will find the (insert item here)... although I do not know where it is."

Whenever your family, or your friends go to the beach, make them sing Legolas' song of the sea all the way there. If they don't know it, teach them line by line and make them sing it over and over again. Also sing Bilbo's traveling song on long trips.

when anyone falls and hurts themselfs yell, " Kingsfoil, we must get Kingsfoil!"

Keep imitating the frodo dance (the one that looks remarkably like the funky chicken...)

When someone asks you to pass the salt/pepper say "If you want it come and claim it!!", or if you want someone to pass it to you, yell "HAND ME THE SALT, SHE ELF!!!" (best done in a crowded resturaunt)

Start chanting Arwen's spell whenever you're mad at someone

use various stairs to re-enact that Moria scene

use your little brothers/sisters or smaller friends as dwarves, for dwarve tossing contests

Speak only in Elvish, refuse to answer to any other languge.

come up with Elvish, Dwarvish, or Hobbitish names for your friends and family, and only call them by those names.

dye your bedsheets black to complete your Nazgul costume

generally act like gollum

Quote tolkien continuously, endlessly, compare every little thing to tolkien, and, if you can't think of any link, just say "It reminds me of Numenor"

Scream out loud 'MY PRECIOUS' to your parents when they take something from you or you want something

Whenever someone wants to get in a door, stand in front of it and say "The Doors of the Lord of Moria( Can't really remember what it says) Speak, Friend and Enter."

Wear your ring and when anyone talks to you tell them, "I'm Invisible, You can't see me!!

Actually eat elevenses and second breakfast. Ask everybody else to join you

When doing improv for play tryouts, immediatly go into a scene from the movie(I.E."I ain't droppin' no eaves, sir, honest!...I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world. Please don't hurt me, sir, don't turn me into anything *gulp* unnatural.")

When people ask whats written on your ring tell them in black speech (Ash nak...) (This one really doesn't sound funny until you actuallly do it.)

Make a model of mt. doom with mashed potatoes and lots of ketchup.

Get a friend, grab a transcript, and read through the entire movie in a public place. Make sure that your Gandalf-in-Moria voice is really loud, and light something on fire for the balrog.

Whenever your parents leave the house, cry, "You need someone of intelligence on this sort of . . . mission . . . quest . . . thing!" Then jump in the car. About half way there, ask, "Where we goin'?"

Next time you get in trouble with your parents, haughtily reply to them, "Gondor has no parents. Gondor needs no parents."

Next time you are late for something, and someone yells at you, say, "I am never late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to."

Jump on people's backs and yell, "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!"

2002-07-30T12:48:00.000-07:00

I took another Magic Creature test, and I got the Phoenix again...no wait...I lied...I actually got the Gryffin, but Phoenix was my second...I'm really more like a Phoenix than a Gryffin...Oh well, you be the judge...

What fantasy creature are you? Find out Here

What fantasy creature are you? Find out Here
I guess a Gryffin isn't that bad...

I'm Nicky!

I'm a perfectionist, plain and true. I spend my time studying, going to all sorts of different classes, and playing a musical instrument. I'm easy to irritate and tend to scream or freak out a lot. I'm very logical.

Test created by shaolin

Take the test!

Ah! I love this show! I almost knew that I was going to get Nicky though...when I asked my friends which Pepper Ann character I'd be most like, they said Nicky or Milo...mostly Nicky...

2002-07-30T11:47:00.000-07:00

More quiz results from me, and more quiz links for you!

Take the test here!! Made by Jenna and Robbie.

I'm not really into anime, so I don't know what Evangelion is, but it's a cool quiz anyway!

2002-07-30T11:24:00.000-07:00

Hmmm...I love online personality quizzes! I've been taking lots of them lately...you could probably care less, but oh well, here are some of my results...

So, which Fraggle ARE YOU most like? Click here to find out.

When I was younger I used to love Fraggle Rock. It's kind of cool that I got Mokey, because she was always my favorite Fraggle

Also known widely as the Fire Bird, the phoenix is a profound symbol of the circle of life. It has a life cycle of 500 to 600 ears and after that amount of time, it sets itself on fire and dies in the flames. Then after three days, it rises again from the ashes. It is a completely benign creature who lives in dew. It is said that the phoenix has a beautiful melidous song which grows ever more mournful as its life comes to an end. It is a symbol of the sun and immortality. The phoenix is a very worthwhile beast.

What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!

Interesting...not a very well known mythical creature, but still very cool

2002-07-29T16:32:00.000-07:00

Hello...hmm...I have no idea what a "blog" is...this should be interesting...